Britney Isn't Performing at the VMAs

When the video leaked of Britney gettin' down on the dance floor, everyone assumed that she would be performing at the MTV Video Music Awards. But sadly, that's not the case. It was said she was just dancing for the fun of it, and it was in no way in preparation for the VMAs.

THIS IS BULLSHIT! We want Britney! Way to ruin a gay boys dream. When I saw her dancing, and smiling, and thin, I was in heaven.

Although she isn't performing, the video was still amazing. She was still tearin' it up, especially compared to her last performance at the music awards. I'm just glad to see shes getting better!

Maybe next year!

Love you bitches <3

Lindsay has Lopsided Boobs

Lindsay and Sam attended a Charlotte Ronson show.

Lord knows I love these two 'bos, but Lindsays boobs are sooo lopsided. The left is way bigger then the right. It's pretty entertaining to look at. However, her dress is super Feeuzhe, and she looks great all around. Sam is wayy too skinny. Nothing worse then a skinny dyke! Well maybe a skinny pito, but that's a different story.

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It's Britney Bitch!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Please let this be for the VMAs
Please let this be for the VMAs
Please let this be for the VMAs




Video: Britney's Back!

Feeuhze! ANTM

Did you see the season premier of America's Next Top Model? Huh?! Huh? If you didn't, you are missing out! So much fierce and fabulosity going on. Delicious! However, before I can get to the Feeuhzeness (read: fierceness), I HAVE to talk about the H.A.M moments.

The whole futuristic theme was lame, played out, ghetto, and just a MESS. Tyra Bot, Alpha and Beta Jay? Aw Hell Naw! And Mr. Jays hair was a monstrosity that should never be witnessed by the human eye. He has had that same cute, short, silver shit going on for all these years. Whoever told him that wig was attractive should be shot. Not cute bb.

Moving on, I'm not even gunna go into how pointless the first hour of the 2 hour premier was, or how terrible of an idea the first photoshoot was, because I watched with some Feeuhze bitches on stickam, so it was fun. So lets get into the juicy drama!

There's this bitch, Clark. This cunt is ALREADY workin' my last nerve! Talking shit about my diva?! Blaming her stupidity on being from a small town? Rockin' that 80's raggity hairstyle?! No ma'am pam. We do not like that. She's gunna learn real quick that you don't mess with the gays or trannies when trying to get into the modeling industry. WE RUN THAT SHIT! She's never gunna work after this. And the bitch doesn't deserve to.

Sharaun... You know what. This bitch was the first to get eliminated. I'm not even going to waste my time... NEXT!

So far there isn't much other drama going on yet. Just bitches hating on Isis. So lets move on to the good stuff!

Sheena! If I was straight, you know id tap it. I bet she knows how to work it in bed. Shes got the killer body, sassy attitude, and shes asian. If ya'll didn't know, asian girls are Feeuhze. Nuff said. Her first photo was delicious! Check it Here.

Majorie. The french Diva. She's cute, and shy in person, but when those lights start flashin', the Feeuhzeness creeps out! She is ATLEAST top 3, if not the winner. Check her out Here.

And finally, my girl Isis! That bitch is 10 types of tasty and I would kill to be able to chill with her for a day. She just seems like fun, and I could learn a lot from her. When Nigel told her to do a quick pose, and then asked her why she chose that one, and she said because she was putting her face towards the light! Chileeee, that's when I knew we weren't dealing with just any ol' bitch. Isis is somethin' special, ya'll! To be honest, she won't win. But she should! When you get noticed for being an extra in someone elses picture, gurrrrl. And of course she has a Feeuhze walk. All trannies/drag queens do. Just a fact of life. If you can't strut your shit and sway your hips, its time to put up the wig and call it a night.

Isis walk, and Photo

That's all I've got to say so far. Tune in next week for my ANTM rundown!

Loves you bitches <3

AVG Sucks!

UGHHH. Okay, so I am semi super happy, and semi superrr pissed.

Like a month ago, I was trying to download an addon for skype so me and my twin could talk. Well I ended up getting a major virus. I couldn't do anything. It changed my wallpaper, and kept giving me popups, and it was scanning my computer and all this crazy, scary shit. I shut down my computer, and did a system restore to a few days before. Everything seemed fine, but I was super nervous, so I downloaded AVG. Scanned my computer and nothing came up. I thought I was good. WRONG! My laptop was like sooo slow. It took forever to boot up, and forever for pages to load, and it was just a damn mess. WELLL I got sick of it. I had to do something! I got a new computer because my old one was from the stone age, and after downloading AVG my new laptop was about the same speed as my old desktop from 2002! I decided to uninstall AVG. Restarted. And OMG. I have my new computer back! It's not as fast as before, but it's tonsss better.

Basically, it wasn't the damn virus that was fucking my computer it, it was the thing that was supposed to protect me from the viruses! Ridiculous.

K I'm done. Off to go surf redtube without the lag!

Love You Bitches <3

Bread or You're Dead!

Talking about my diet, work, school, life. Just watch!

Breathe, Breathe, Scream, HUMP!

Okay Okay Okayyyy. Let me preface this by saying that I hate Zac Efron. I hate High School Musical. I hate the Disney Channel. I hate everything this bitch stands for. But fuck me in the anus wow, this boy can take some beautiful photos. When I saw these latest ones, my heart stopped, and I started humping my pillow. I know that's disgusting, but it's trueee. LAWDD GEEZUSS. Take a gander at this stud for yourself and tell me you don't get wet excited.

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Love you Bitches <3

Not Feeling too Well

Ugh, lately I have been feeling like shit. I have a never ending headache. I'll get one great night of rest, then the next night I'll get 3 hours. I'm starving from this damn diet. Along with the diet I got some Vitamin E pills. They are supposed to help weight loss or some shit, I don't know. They are natural, so it's worth a shot. However, on Monday, I WILL be going to get some chinese food. I need that stuff at least once a month, and one bad meal can't hurt that bad, right? I dont give a shit, I LOVE CHINESE FOOD.

Anyways, I just haven't had the energy to make a blog post, or new video. And after that B.Scott video, I feel like I'm being scrutinized and examined over everything I say or do. I've gotten so many hate messages and comments from that shit, it's ridiculous. People really are blinded by that fool, and would rather listen to his bullshit, then hear my truth. Sad. A good friend of mine showed me some things that really solidified my beliefs about B.Scott. So at least I know that I'm right. Some people just don't want to hear the truth. Which is fine I guess. It isn't really hurting them, I just hate seeing people do and say what some fool feeds them. Have a goddamn mind of your own people. Shit.

That's all I'm going to say for now. I should have a new video up at least by tomorrow, hopefully today. It's start to slowly get cooler as Fall approaches, so I'm super excited about that. I wont be pouring sweat and miserable when I have to turn that bright, hot light on and shut my fan off to make a video.

OKAY. I'm really done haha. Love you Bitches. <3

Sarah Silverman

Why is everyone hating on Sarah Silverman. She is one of the funniest women of our generation. Whether you agree with that or not, you have to admit she has done a lot in her career. The reason some people have animosity towards her, is the jokes she made about Britney Spears kids at the VMA's. People say, "Oh, I liked her until she talked about Britneys kids. That was too far, you don't talk about kids." You must be a fucking retard. Sarah has made her career by being super edgy, saying what is on everyones mind, but they are too scared to say, and talking about riskque topics. That's her appeal. That's why people love her. The things she said were jokes. MAYBE if Britney wasn't such a mess, and MAYBE if she hadn't just given the worst live performance ever, and MAYBE if it wasn't true, Sarah wouldn't have said anything. People make fun of Britney and her kids everyday. Shes just the first to do it to her face, on live television.

Anyways, the reason I'm blogging about her today, is because a video of her leaked onto Youtube, where she was talking about Youtube. SHE DID NOT SAY SHE HATES YOUTUBE. People are trying to put words in her mouth. She was saying she doesn't like the 30 second, super grainy videos (like this one haha) that people post of comics. Not once did she say anything bad about Youtube. Here's the video:

Diet Shmiet

Dieting is the worst fucking thing ever. If you're just thinking about it, it sounds super easy. Eat less, work out more, Done. But those are like the hardest damn things to do if you aren't already trained to. You can start strong, but sooner or later, your old habits will come back. There's a reason people say old habits die hard. 'CUZ IT'S TRUE! And what's worse, is when you have people telling you just how easy it is, and how it will change your life, and if they can do it, so can you. No. That is not the case. Everyones genetics are vastly different. Some people could eat my normal diet and never gain a pound. Some people could eat half that and be in my situation.

I'm most definitely not blaming my size on genetics alone. Ice cream, the internet, and "extra cheese please", play a huge roll. And most importantly, is my willpower. I have about zero. I haven't really been able to stick to anything in my life. Not school, work, love, and especially not any diet. I start everything with enthusiasm and gusto, but after a while I just want to go home. Home is safe for me. Home has a refrigerator. Home always has my back.

Anyways, I am on a diet. Not really one in particular. Just watching my portions, calories, and trying to do some kind of strenuous activity everyday. The summer just makes me miserable, and it makes me not want to move, much less go to the gym. THANK GOD XENU IT'S ALMOST OVER. When fall starts things will get better... I hope.

Thats about it. /end rant. One more post, then its time for bed. <3

Reality Shows Galore

Okay, so I am not a big reality show person at all. I hate American idol, Americas Best Dance Crew, Dancing with the Stars, and many many more. HOWEVER, the reality shows I do watch, I am obsessed with.

Some of my favorites right now include:

My Life on the Dlist (Just ended *sadface*)
The Hills
Making the Band
Project Runway
Shear Genius
Americas Next Top Model

Those are just the ones I can think of right now. I'm also super excited to see Rachel Zoes new show on Bravo.

Hopefully, in future episodes I will be able to come here and post my thoughts, reviews, and commentary. That's a lot of shows though, so I might have to miss a few. haha

Reality television can be fun, as long as you take it with a grain of salt, and remember that in the end, it is just tv. Not everything you see is reality.

Welcome

Yay. I finally have a site. I don't know what I'm going to put on here, but I'm sure it will be entertaining... at least I hope.

This is just a space for me to post whatever I want, whenever I want, and however I want. Youtube is a great place, but you can't always say or do what you want. Plus typing is much easier then thinking up, recording, editing, and uploading a video. I'll be able to have more freedom here.

I plan to discuss lots of different topics. From my life, to youtube, celebrities, news. Whatever is on my mind at the time.

So that's about all I have to say on that. Stick around, bookmark me, comment, and most importantly, LOVE ME BITCHES. haha

Thanks for stopping by <3.