Sunday, September 14, 2008

True Blood Tonight at 9!

Don't forget to watch bbs! On HBO!

Britneys New Years Comeback!

Britney Spears will star in a extravagant comeback performance live from Las Vegas this New Year’s Eve.

According to whispers from the Mirror, just before midnight, Britney will take the stage at the Pearl Theatre at the Palms Resort & Casino in a high-energy fireworks and special effects-filled showing that will kick off a rumored tour around the world.

Palms owner George Maloof is currently casting a team of burlesque dancers who will accompany Britney on stage.

“Britney has been recording her sixth album at Palms and she is good friends with George from way back. They are cooking up the idea of making a big bold statement by making her comeback on New Year’s Eve. It’s going to be the hottest ticket on the planet.”

AHHH I can't fucking wait! I love Britneyyy. I'd lick cheetos out of her ass while she sings Freakshow and paints her nails. Weird fantasy, I know. But she is my queen!


Mileys New Boyfriend

He is sooo fucking gorgeous. Why is he even hanging out with that trash? Miley Cyrus is sooo gross. I can't wait for the day that she is irrelevant.


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