Jennifer Aniston

So, I have a question. WHAT THE FUCK is up with all the Jennifer Aniston coverage lately? She does one magazine cover and interview and it's the talk of the damn town. She isn't that great of an actress, she's a boring person in general, and she just seems like one of those desperate women who need a man in their lives to feel happy. Whatever. She'll go back to being irrelevant soon.

Brad and Angie Breaking up?

Sources are saying there's a rift forming between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. The two haven't been spotted together in ages and whisperings say it's because they haven't been around each other for about as long.

Puh-leeze. Those two self righteous, pretentious fools need each other for their own ego. They have been deemed the most giving and caring, and most famous celebrity couple ever. Those fools aren't going anywhere.

You think if they do break up, will Brad pay Angie child support? Who has more money?
I think it's Angelina. Don't ask me why, I just do. Ohhh, I can't wait for the pre-nup deets! haha.