Saturday, September 13, 2008

Kathy Griffin Wins 2nd Emmy!

After shocking the Emmys' creative arts ceremony last year with a profane acceptance speech invoking Jesus Christ, Kathy Griffin won best reality program again for "My Life on the D List" — and riled up the audience again, but left the almightly alone.

"No way!" she gasped in her seat when she heard her name called as winner. Upon arriving at the podium, she gasped, "Well, well, well! Here we go again, f—ers. Here we go again!" Looking around the auditorium, she acknowledged some celebs in the audience, adding, "Hanks, Gandolfini — what the f—! I'm not going to tell anyone to suck it. I would make love to this thing if I could."

Yesss! My queen is on top AGAIN. I worship this woman more then you will ever know. She is my jesus! I almost cried when I found out. She deserved it, and I hope she gets many many manyy more!

Oh no Beyonce No!

Unacceptable! A complete and utter mess! I'm going to cry. I love beyonce with all my heart, but I just can't deal with this! It's not innovative, its not fresh. The clothes are too big, the angles make her look huge. God WHYYY! They look like photos you'd see in a ghetto hair salon, of the girls who model the hair. Please tell me these are not from her collection!


Celebrity Week Wrapup

I discuss

Danity Kane break up
Jennifer Hudson

Ben Afleck In a wig and beard. Sexy ...?

Ben Affleck on the set of his new movie, Extract, in Reseda, Los Angeles on Friday.

Okay, let me first say that I HATE Ben. I don't like any of his movies, I usually think he is fug. I just don't get him.
But DAMNNNN, boo is looking hot with that wig and beard. There's just something about him... Maybe it's because I like dirty, scruffy men. I like a man who likes it nasty and, maybe doesn't wash for a couple days. There I said it! I can't deny my feelings people. I'm sorry. He looks sexy in these pictures. I don't care what you say.


Jennifer Hudson - Pocketbook

How Fucking Pitiful is this song? I hate these songs by black people that have no use, and use the same damn formula.
  • Stupid Rap in the middle of the song? Check
  • Song built around an inanimate object (i.e umbrella)? Check
  • References to clothes and/or cars and/or name brands? Check
I'm so over this bullshit. The beat is okay, I guess. Sounds like Biz Markie beat boxin, who hasn't been relevant since This.

Do YOU like it? Tell me what you think.

Jamie Lynn Is Sneaky!

Lynne Spears and Jamie Lynn Spears land at LAX on Thursday, but send a decoy flanked by a police entourage to distract waiting photographers.

Haha! How genius is that? Why don't more celebs do this? They seem to hate being photographed at airports (i.e Kanyes recent outburst), so it is a great idea. Plus how hard is it to hide in an airport? They're always busy with tons of people. Maybe dont have an entourage and police guiding you and no one would know... or care.

Lindsay Shooting Ugly Betty Pics

I don't know what they are going for, but it better be fabulous. I haven't watched UB since the first season, so I have no idea whats going on. But I'm going to try to watch this one. Not JUST for Lindsay, but her being there won't hurt.


Danity Kane Breaks up?

YBF sources who overheard the drama going down in the house dished to us about last night’s meeting. Boss man was in rare form. The meeting ended up in a huge screaming match with Aubrey talking sly at the mouth (she does it often as I’ve witnessed that myself) about Dawn going solo. Dawn clapped back at Aubrey defending herself, and brought up the fact that Aubrey did her own thing on Broadway this summer. Puff intervened, Aubrey popped off at the mouth at him again, and he screamed “You know what? F*ck you, you’re out the group.” Then he turned to D. Woods and said “I heard you were unhappy too. You can get the f*ck out too.” And it was all caught on video since the meeting went down while they were taping this season’s finale show. I hear the footage could air on this season’s finale episode or during next season’s (yes, another one) “MTB” they’re taping now as well. I couldn’t make this ish up if I tried.

I love Danity Kane! Aubrey used to be my favorite, but now she is just too trashy. She got sucked into that whole underground Hollywood trashy druggie shit. Lets just say she's the female Chris Crocker. Except with a smidgen of talent. I could definitely see her leaving/getting kicked out of the group. However, this story seems fake, because I can't see D. Woods getting kicked out. She's atleast a good singer. This all smells like fake reality show drama, but it's juicy nonetheless

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