Zac Efron on the Cover of Teen Vogue

Ughh. I know he is a douche. I know he wears too much makeup. I hate HSM. But this boyy. He gets me wet. Hes just gorgeous. I can't help it. I'd suck his pito for days and days. I smell a threesome. Me, Him, and Cristiano Ronaldo! Hollaa

Breathe, Breathe, Scream, HUMP!

Okay Okay Okayyyy. Let me preface this by saying that I hate Zac Efron. I hate High School Musical. I hate the Disney Channel. I hate everything this bitch stands for. But fuck me in the anus wow, this boy can take some beautiful photos. When I saw these latest ones, my heart stopped, and I started humping my pillow. I know that's disgusting, but it's trueee. LAWDD GEEZUSS. Take a gander at this stud for yourself and tell me you don't get wet excited.

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