Feeuhze Vanessa Hudgens

Ohhh, this bitch is fucking Feeuhze. This outfit is giving it too me, and I loveee it. Liiiiive babies.

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Tranny Popstar!

16 years-old transsexual Kim Petras gets a record deal.

A GIRL believed to be the youngest person in the world to have a sex change is set to become a pop star.
German Kim Petras – originally called Tim – changed sex after she started hormone treatment at the age of just twelve.
Now 16 years old Kim is ready to storm the charts with her first album after landing a record deal.

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Yes Yes YESSSS. I can't breathe.

Rumer Willis Could Be Hot

So, I was looking at some pictures of potato head, and I was like damn, she really does have a potato head. How unfortunate. But then I was like, without it, she could be fucking gorgeous. So I decided to do a little photoshopping, and it turns out I was right. Just a little moving of the jaw and she could be Feeuhze. She's one of the few people in Hollywood who really should get surgery. People would stop making fun of her, and she would be gorgeous.
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Get Into It

Oh my gawd. You bitches have got to watch this video and subscribe. You just do NOT understande the FEEUHZENESS that this diva possesses.

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Katie Holmes Is Feeuhze

"A solo Katie Holmes steps out of her New York City apartment on Friday morning sporting a shiny new pair of black leggings."

She needs to leave Tom. Pronto! Right now! This bitch is such a Diva. She could do soo much more without him. And she wouldn't have Toms crazy factor attached to her.

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Totally Superficial

So Nicole was seen going to her court ordered driving class in LA, blah blah blah. I don't care about that. How fabulous does she look? She is such a fucking diva, she can wear a few simple pieces and still look amazing. If you didn't know, I have an obsession with her. She's beyond Feeuhze.

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Anne Hathaway on the cover of W Magazine

How Feeuhze does she look? There's a big long ass interview you can read here but who buys magazines for the interviews? Shoo, I look at the pictures then dump it in the trash. I know, I'm a rebel. More pictures after the jump.

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Exclusive Lindsay Lohan Photos And Interview

These pictures of Lindsay Lohan are SO fabulous! Ridiculous. I've always loved her, and always will.

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Even in the stale quiet of a trailer at 9 a.m., Lindsay Lohan is compulsively watchable. There's the tough-chick look - the lush locks scalloping around her Ray-Ban aviators; the breathlessly parted lips; the faded jeans molded to her thighs and tiny butt, worn with tinfoil Lanvin flats. And there's the constant activity. If Lohan's not texting her manager, Jenni Muro, who's sitting 4 feet away, she's firing up a Parliament Light, carrying around an open laptop and downloading songs, or nipping into the trailer bedroom and changing clothes, for no apparent reason. For a brief while she'll wear a vintage concert tee. When I ask the name of the band on the faded shirt, Muro replies with a laugh, "Misplaced Childhood. Is that the ultimate answer?"

Lohan is almost too distracted to notice a stranger in her midst; when we meet, her handshake is limp, the fingers soft and pale as cigarettes. But while it's tempting to pathologize her nervous preoccupations, it's worth remembering that the girl, just 22, is trying to keep a lid on one full-on, nonstop mind-fuck of a life.

Consider: As we kill time watching TV in the trailer, waiting for Lohan to be called to the set of the upcoming indie Labor Pains, the morning hen-fest The View comes on. To Lohan's surprise, today's guests are her mother and sister, Dina and Ali Lohan.

Lindsay dumps a cigarette butt in a half-inch of brown liquid in a Styrofoam cup and takes a seat on the built-in couch opposite the TV, smiling to herself as they answer questions. "I've learned from my sister what to do and what not to do," says Ali, 14, a singer, whom Lindsay describes as "a really tough cookie." Regarding their new reality show, Living Lohan, Ali explains, "We're showing people who we really are and that we're not crazy people." ("Obviously, we're just a normal family living in suburbia," says Dina, unconvincingly.) For most young women, the spectacle would constitute a mortifying mash-up of the public and the private, but for Lindsay Lohan, it's just life. Her chief reaction to the show: "I wanted to pull Ali's hair down on the left side the whole time. It was bugging me!"

There's Red Bull in the fridge and a flesh-colored thong dangling from a hanger near the bathroom. Outside the trailer, a bulldog slurps from a water dish. His name is Cadillac, and he belongs to Samantha Ronson, the proto-scenester and DJ with whom Lohan is enmeshed, although she refuses to confirm no-brainer rumors that they are lovers. Lohan's anecdotes are studded with references to Ronson; noting a star tattoo on her hand, she says, "Samantha has a bunch of stars, so I got that. And she got this" - indicating a little heart. When she tells me, with a giggle, that she's looking to buy a house "with someone," it just seems obvious who that someone is. But when I ask Lohan specifically about the relationship, she says, "Um, people can think what they want. I'm really happy, and that's all that matters." As for the newspaper item claiming she yelled at Ashley Olsen to "get your 15-year-old Full House ass away from my girlfriend" when she saw Olsen talking to Ronson at a club last April, Lohan retorts, "No! No. I never said anything like that. I would never talk like that. I mean, get me angry enough and I'm sure I'll have something to say, but I didn't say that."

With three stints in rehab behind her (and the threat of jail, if she violates her probation), Lohan has had a relatively peaceful time of it in recent months, leading me to suggest that Ronson's a good influence. "She's a great person," Lohan says. "And she's a great influence on people around her. But I think that anything that's changed in my life is because of me. I've gone through it and I've had to deal with it and I've made the decision to move forward. So yeah, she's a great person," Lohan concludes of Ronson, who'll come loping across the parking lot to the trailer later on wearing her signature porkpie hat, plus a T-shirt, jeans, and cinder-block-size red trainers, emphatically unlaced.

Despite the apparently acute ADD, Lohan seems keenly aware of the fact that she's starting a new chapter - that she knows how much she stands to lose and that life has given her another chance. After a rebuke from a producer of her 2007 movie Georgia Rule for partying too much, after concern that she might be deemed uninsurable by Hollywood, she's methodically rebuilding her career, giving her all to a first-time film director, Lara Shapiro, for the low-budget Labor Pains, working on a danceable, R&B-type follow-up to her second album, A Little More Personal (Raw), and submitting to the family-friendly small screen, in a guest spot on Ugly Betty. It's a page out of the career-rehab playbook of Robert Downey Jr., whose return from the dark side started with a recurring role on Ally McBeal. (No word yet on whether guest spots on How I Met Your Mother can save Britney Spears.)

"He's an amazing actor," Lohan says of Downey. "Look at people like that who have gone through shit and had to work that much harder to get to where they are now." Lying on the bed in her trailer now, atop a pink comforter, looking at me through narrowed go-go girl eyes beneath a thick canopy of fake lashes, Lohan says, "I've learned. I'll never go back. And it's not a never-say-never type thing - it's just, I know. I know."

If Lohan is any closer to attaining that elusive, soul-saving thing, perspective, it owes in large part to the shrewd, protective Muro, a 13-year ovarian-cancer survivor, who recently took over management duties from Lohan's mother. "When I open the window and breathe in the air, that's a good day," Muro tells me. "All this crap doesn't matter. Life is much bigger than that. I share my perspective with her, and I don't think anyone else has really done that." But Muro is also strategic - for instance, welcoming paparazzi shots of Lohan on the set, working (as opposed to tumbling out of a club). As such, whenever Lohan is called to the set, she dutifully does the pap walk - texting feverishly behind a curtain of hair, while grungy lensmen scamper alongside. It's a smart move, reminding the world that Lohan actually has a job, as her considerable talent is the one thing that can redeem her. Playing a secretary who's pretending to be pregnant so she won't get fired, Lohan puts a fresh, funny spin on her lines during each of the dozen or so takes - she's just a pro. "Lindsay has incredible comedic instincts," says Shapiro. "She's such a natural, and it's amazing to watch her bring things to life. The lightness and quickness she brings is just really fun to watch." As for the legendary Lohan baggage she also brings, Shapiro says, "I don't really worry about stuff like that. She's here, she's on time, she's ready. I'm focused on what's happening in front of the camera, and she's been great."

Whereas Lohan used to live in hotels - "I didn't want to be alone, so whatever I needed I could just go downstairs and there were people there" - she now recognizes the unhealthiness of that. "It wasn't a way of life," she says. "Not very consistent." Whereas she once owned a pair of puppies, like every other high-gloss attention-seeker in Hollywood, she now admits she "got them on a whim - I wasn't in the right headspace" to take care of them (so she gave them to her mother). Whereas the petulant, postadolescent, hungover Lohan could single-handedly roil a movie set with a grimace, she now accepts the responsibility that comes with being a star of her wattage. "It's a lot of pressure, because everyone's depending on you," Lohan says. "And your mood, when you go on set, everybody feels it. On a day when you're tired, it's important to just say good morning to everyone so they're kind of aware that it's gonna be a good day. Jamie Lee Curtis" - her Freaky Friday costar - "told me that."

Problem is, when you're Lindsay Lohan, the drama tends to roll in by the hour. "There was this one day when something happened with my dad, and my best friend's grandmother passed away, and I was upset, and everyone [on set] kind of changed, and I felt it," she says. Later, back in her trailer, she pulled herself together. "But it's hard, because then, when do you feel?"

The thing that happened with her dad, Michael Lohan, the former felon who careens in and out of Lindsay's life, leaving a trail of tabloid sludge - that would be the revelation that he might have another daughter, now 13, the result of a fling with a Montana massage therapist. "I don't know what's going on with it," Lohan says, wearily. "I haven't asked him any questions. Apparently we've been in the dark for so many years. We've gone through enough with him. Enough is enough." As a result, she's shutting down communication with Dad for a bit - "until he decides to be a grown-up."

Read the rest of You Don't Mess With The Lohan in the October issue of Marie Claire - on newsstands now!

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Lindsay has Lopsided Boobs

Lindsay and Sam attended a Charlotte Ronson show.

Lord knows I love these two 'bos, but Lindsays boobs are sooo lopsided. The left is way bigger then the right. It's pretty entertaining to look at. However, her dress is super Feeuzhe, and she looks great all around. Sam is wayy too skinny. Nothing worse then a skinny dyke! Well maybe a skinny pito, but that's a different story.

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It's Britney Bitch!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Please let this be for the VMAs
Please let this be for the VMAs
Please let this be for the VMAs




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Feeuhze! ANTM

Did you see the season premier of America's Next Top Model? Huh?! Huh? If you didn't, you are missing out! So much fierce and fabulosity going on. Delicious! However, before I can get to the Feeuhzeness (read: fierceness), I HAVE to talk about the H.A.M moments.

The whole futuristic theme was lame, played out, ghetto, and just a MESS. Tyra Bot, Alpha and Beta Jay? Aw Hell Naw! And Mr. Jays hair was a monstrosity that should never be witnessed by the human eye. He has had that same cute, short, silver shit going on for all these years. Whoever told him that wig was attractive should be shot. Not cute bb.

Moving on, I'm not even gunna go into how pointless the first hour of the 2 hour premier was, or how terrible of an idea the first photoshoot was, because I watched with some Feeuhze bitches on stickam, so it was fun. So lets get into the juicy drama!

There's this bitch, Clark. This cunt is ALREADY workin' my last nerve! Talking shit about my diva?! Blaming her stupidity on being from a small town? Rockin' that 80's raggity hairstyle?! No ma'am pam. We do not like that. She's gunna learn real quick that you don't mess with the gays or trannies when trying to get into the modeling industry. WE RUN THAT SHIT! She's never gunna work after this. And the bitch doesn't deserve to.

Sharaun... You know what. This bitch was the first to get eliminated. I'm not even going to waste my time... NEXT!

So far there isn't much other drama going on yet. Just bitches hating on Isis. So lets move on to the good stuff!

Sheena! If I was straight, you know id tap it. I bet she knows how to work it in bed. Shes got the killer body, sassy attitude, and shes asian. If ya'll didn't know, asian girls are Feeuhze. Nuff said. Her first photo was delicious! Check it Here.

Majorie. The french Diva. She's cute, and shy in person, but when those lights start flashin', the Feeuhzeness creeps out! She is ATLEAST top 3, if not the winner. Check her out Here.

And finally, my girl Isis! That bitch is 10 types of tasty and I would kill to be able to chill with her for a day. She just seems like fun, and I could learn a lot from her. When Nigel told her to do a quick pose, and then asked her why she chose that one, and she said because she was putting her face towards the light! Chileeee, that's when I knew we weren't dealing with just any ol' bitch. Isis is somethin' special, ya'll! To be honest, she won't win. But she should! When you get noticed for being an extra in someone elses picture, gurrrrl. And of course she has a Feeuhze walk. All trannies/drag queens do. Just a fact of life. If you can't strut your shit and sway your hips, its time to put up the wig and call it a night.

Isis walk, and Photo

That's all I've got to say so far. Tune in next week for my ANTM rundown!

Loves you bitches <3